I for some reason thought this was adorable.
#YEAH IM SURE TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE BEST PERSON TO GET DATING ADVICE FROM
This is funny because you just proved that she’s a wonderful person to get advice from. She’s gotten all the guys. She has a terrible track record and yet she still gets all the hot dudes. I’d love to know her secret.
I love my boy.
when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read
When I Was First Learning About Capitalization Someone Told Me You Capitalize Important Words. So I Had Hella Erratic Capitalization For A Really Long Time Cuz I Would Just Capitalize All My Favorite Words. And Then I Would Feel Bad And Go Back And Capitalize All The Other Ones Because I Didn’t Want Them To Feel Like They Were Lesser Words. Who Was I To Tell These Words They Weren’t Important? You Are All Capitals In My Book.
six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:
- another smaller purse
- an aging picture of ringo starr
- a six pack of heineken
- the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
- the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
- a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe